Vladdy went to war, oh how happy he is.

Oh how happy he is as everybody dances and jumps when he says so.

Oh how happy he is in ice hockey rink where they let him score a million times.

Oh how happy he is though he has not scored outside of the rink.

Oh how happy he is petting his lap dog Alyaksandr.

Oh how happy he is after bullied childhood.

Oh how happy he is after playing spy games with his nose brown.

Oh how happy he is watching his pals clobbering the nasty crowd who still try to bully him.

Oh how happy he is kicking in his neighbours’ fences just for fun.

Oh how happy he is throwing missiles upon people he does not know.

Oh how happy he is sending young people out there to die in agony.

Oh how happy he is seeing mothers cry.

Oh how happy he is to not even care.

Oh how happy he is as he will shake the world.

Oh how happy he is messing up the economy.

Oh how happy he is collecting every single soul to hate him.

Oh how happy he is looking at his generals in the other end of the table of paranoia.

Oh how happy he is hiding like his idol Joseph when the invasion begun.

Oh how happy he is raging and shouting to his cronies as nothing works for him.

Oh how happy he is seeing the crowds gathering outside his fortress and swearing to him.

Oh how happy he is being chased into his nuclear bunker with his keys.

Oh how happy he is.